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7:30 pm
The Queen: Percy i swear to all things considered holy, you will NOT summon ares
water boy: I mean, I don’t know how I’d do it yet but it would be so fun
RARA: just like it’s fun to experience a heart attack?
water boy: :(
water boy: That’s not fair
RARA: Yeah but isn’t living a nice long life and not being killed by a temperamental war god better than being fair? Yes Percy, yes it is
water boy: *sigh*
The Queen: Did you just-
water boy: No one understands me
Phone charger: Yeah you’re on your own bro
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8:26 am
Material girl: wait guys, should I make a YouTube channel?
Material girl: Stop me before I make an impulsive decision
Material girl: I was thinking about this all last night
Material girl: And it would probably get pretty popular considering my dads famous and I could bounce off of that
Bad Boy McShizzle: Wow beauty queen is looking for fame huh
Material girl: Sure sure
Material girl: But it would be so funny
Valid immortal: I mean aren’t you aware that a lot of us are on buzzfeed unsolved?
Valid immortal: I even listened to a podcast that mentioned Percy and Annabeth
lord of the wild: Wait fr?
lord of the wild: I need to listen to this
Valid immortal: I’ll send you the link
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10:12 am
Material girl: Wait you never answered me. :(
Furry: Do it
Richest Horse Girl: Can we pop in your videos every now and then?
Material girl: Yessss I will feature all of you at one point
Material girl: Gonna gaslight my watchers by vaguely mentioning all the crazy things we did on quests and then not elaborating
The Queen: I wonder if this is a bad idea
Witch: Pfft the government can’t do nothing
Material girl: I’ll be fine
The Queen: If you say so
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2:47 pm
Gay poet: I frantically texted Hephaestus to make me new earbuds cause my other ones broke this morning and his answer to my peril was “ok”
Bad Boy McShizzle: mood
FIGHT ME 🔥🔪: Why can’t you just conjure new ones?
Gay poet: Look, they’re custom made earbuds which do lots of amazing magical things that I’m not describing or elaborating on
Gay poet: Obviously I can make NORMAL earbuds but I need my special ones >:(
Ghost king: Oh
Sunshine: This is so weird
Gay poet: Dang you all are taking a while to warm up to me
Gay poet: By the way, you should totally make that channel McLean
Material girl: Currently working on the first video!
Gay poet: Awesome!!
RARA: I think it’s just we have paranoia
Gay poet: From?
RARA: Another god randomly popping up
Gay poet: It’s fine, I talked to Hermes and he’s concealing your chat now
The Queen: Oh thank goodness
FIGHT ME 🔥🔪: So Hermes could randomly join too right?
Gay poet: Yep
FIGHT ME 🔥🔪: Oh well I guess I’m fine with that
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7:53 pm
RARA: You know that thing where people used to throw rotten tomatoes at composers if they didn't like their music?
Phone charger:!Yeah?
RARA: We should bring that back
Gay poet: Oh I remember that time period
Gay poet: Quite entertaining and I wasn’t opposed to slandering bad musicians but music is music and it should be appreciated
Witch: Oh I forgot you were in here
Gay poet: …….
Gay poet: That’s a little upsetting
Witch: ANYWAYS, what made you say that Reyna?
RARA: Oh I just heard the most ear popping, mind numbing, eye rattling, horrible, diabolical screech of a song played from a flute this evening
Richest Horse Girl: Rip Reyna
RARA: Thank you
RARA: I would like that same song played at my funeral so I can drag you all down with me
Furry: Oh!
Richest Horse Girl: Sure!!
RARA: Thank you
Gay poet: You kids really baffle me sometimes
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9:08 am
Gay poet: Hermes just showed me and ai generated song about ares hating the smell of fresh cut grass but only on wednesdays
lord of the wild: ……
lord of the wild: Literally why
water boy: Wait can I text Hermes somehow?
water boy: I want that song
Hermes: I’ll send you the link
water boy: Ok wasn’t expecting that but thanks!!
Hermes: Np
Hermes: I have to share my musical masterpieces sometimes
Gay poet: This is slander
Witch: It’s hilarious
water boy: No but why is this song actually so good
Hermes: Right!
water boy: Fr like this is actually so fire
Gay poet: I can’t believe your music is appreciated over MINE… the god of MUSIC
Hermes: L
Hermes: sounds like a skill issue
Gay poet: oh you will regret this
Hermes: Come and find me, o musical genius
FIGHT ME 🔥🔪: This is entertaining
Sunshine: No it’s not Clarisse
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5:06 pm
water boy: You guys see ares face but all I see is a giant red target
The Queen: OH MY GODS I SWEAR I WILL MURDER THALIA
Valid immortal: what did I do???
Phone charger: Um you planted the little seed called “summon ares and fight him” in Percy’s brain and it grew
Valid immortal: Dam it
Furry: Yes very unfortunate
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11:23 am
water boy:Whenever I get shot, I should legally be allowed to keep the bullet. Its MY bullet now.
Witch:I think you probably can
Phone charger:But why would you want to
water boy:I just want to
water boy:It would be pretty cool
water boy:I would be upset if they said I couldn’t keep the bullet
Furry:Oh so we’re not concerned then
Ghost king:Nope!
Phone charger:Daily occurrence!
Furry:Yeah yeah but you guys could at least pretend to be concerned
Ghost king:Why waste energy when we could debate wheather wr could keep the bullet or not?
Furry:Fair
Sunshine: did no one notice Percy said whenever instead of if
Ghost king:Yeah
Phone charger:Wait he DID?
Bad Boy McShizzle: Yup, looks like he’s planning to get shot
water boy: I am NOT planning to get shot. I just have bad luck
Bad Boy McShizzle: Touché
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